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February 2025

Ozempic Revolutionizes the Drug Trade! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: EV chargers removed; Trump betrays pro-lifers; Fort Knox audit; Drug addicted rats at Houston PD.
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Curt Ghormley
11:27
Untraceable Trillions in Taxpayer Funds. The Alligator News Roundup.
We always suspected federal spending was out of control, and now we know. Plus: Social Security pays 150-year-olds; the Doge Clock; Homes suddenly for…
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Curt Ghormley
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12:29
The Wrongness of a Rose Without Thorns: A Valentine's Day Metaphor. The Alligator News Roundup.
The thorn makes the rose worth the effort. Plus: Hostage delay; Trump signs the new "T-bill"; Unauthorized billions; and California corruption.
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Curt Ghormley
13:09
The Tariff Wars of 2025. The Alligator News Roundup.
Plus: $50 million in condoms?; An epidemic of diabetes; Hope for quadriplegics; Subaru is hacked; Future predictions from 100 years ago.
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Curt Ghormley
14:51

January 2025

There's a New Sheriff in Town! The Alligator News Roundup.
Ready or Not: The new administration is on the move. Plus: US and China compete for AI; More Strava security leaks; Your dog likes TV too.
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Curt Ghormley
16:46
Inauguration Scammers Selling Tickets: The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: The Starship both wins and loses; Irreplaceable losses in the LA fire; AI is a killer; AI is a lifesaver.
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Curt Ghormley
15:00
Secret French Nuclear Submarine Outed! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Florida students do better without cell phones; Weight loss drugs falter; Oregon has clean water; Colorado has plastic water; 400 million Hindus…
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Curt Ghormley
14:33
Destroy the Forest to Save the Planet! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Exploding boots, Gays with guns, An interview with gunfire, and a Ski Lift rescue.
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Curt Ghormley
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7:52
Packin' Heat: The Alligator News Roundup, Gun Edition
Plus, an easy reference map showing where you can (and cannot!) legally strap on the Roscoe. Starting the New Year with a Bang, as it were.
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Curt Ghormley
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December 2024

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