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China Deploys Robot Wolves! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Democrats throw money at social influencers (I'm getting in line!); American journalist frets over plans to take over indigenous moon people…
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Curt Ghormley
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10:27
This Pizza is a Real Trip! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: High Noon energy drinks pack vodka for extra buzz; Australia eases into machete control with drop boxes; Golf Force One debuts international…
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Curt Ghormley
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11:56
Robo-Bunnies vs Pythons! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: AI strikes again with thousands of records destroyed; Riders can choose women drivers on Uber -- what could possibly go wrong?; and International…
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Curt Ghormley
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12:47

July 2025

Pigs Fly! Newsweek: Trump Successful! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Trumps posts AI-generated Obama arrest video; Tarantulas on a plane!; Fibonacci: The Golden Ratio.
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Curt Ghormley
7
14:43
Grok Goes Full Nazi! The Alligator News Roundup, AI Edition
Plus: SecState Marco Rubio is digitally cloned; AI vs DEI at McDonald's; a record-shattering fake band from Canada.
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Curt Ghormley
2
11:44
You Only THOUGHT You Were Safe In Your Car! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: North Korea scrubs official photos; Escaping Alligator Alcatraz could be hazardous to your health; Serving in Congress was too hard, so this man…
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Curt Ghormley
10:12
Robot Slo-Mo Soccer! The Future is Here! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: LinkedIn drowns in AI-generated resumes; General Razin' Caine 'splains the Bunker Buster; and scientists finally find the secret to a good life.
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Curt Ghormley
4
11:02

June 2025

Got a Protest? Rent a Crowd! It's the Easy Button! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: "Agentic Misalignment," a new euphemism for Gone Off the Rails; a robot cowboy strolls the streets of Austin; and the largest data breach in…
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13:40
Drone Warfare is Downright Dangerous! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Self-driving cars are the new smart bomb; Weaponized raccoons; and Cops vs Farmers in a low-speed chase.
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Curt Ghormley
11:36
LA Burns for Free Speech! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Who actually funds the riots?; Chinese researchers caught smuggling bioterror into the U.S.; Senior citizens get high in record numbers.
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14:12
Paris Celebrates Win by Burning The City! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Boulder terrorist violates no smoking ordinance (and lots of gun stuff in this one); Man-eating parasites migrate to America; Chinese AI bot goes…
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Curt Ghormley
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14:17

May 2025

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