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June 2025

Got a Protest? Rent a Crowd! It's the Easy Button! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: "Agentic Misalignment," a new euphemism for Gone Off the Rails; a robot cowboy strolls the streets of Austin; and the largest data breach in…
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Curt Ghormley
13:40
Drone Warfare is Downright Dangerous! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Self-driving cars are the new smart bomb; Weaponized raccoons; and Cops vs Farmers in a low-speed chase.
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Curt Ghormley
11:36
LA Burns for Free Speech! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Who actually funds the riots?; Chinese researchers caught smuggling bioterror into the U.S.; Senior citizens get high in record numbers.
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Curt Ghormley
14:12
Paris Celebrates Win by Burning The City! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Boulder terrorist violates no smoking ordinance (and lots of gun stuff in this one); Man-eating parasites migrate to America; Chinese AI bot goes…
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Curt Ghormley
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14:17

May 2025

Gruesome! Fresh Body Parts for Sale! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Thousands of dinosaur fossils in Canada; Elections in Georgia are either perfect, or have 74% errors; North Korea's newest warship sinks on…
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Curt Ghormley
4
13:21
Rogue Chinese Solar Spy Gizmos! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: Chinese baby food captures your child's DNA record; EPA finally bans that annoying "shut off the engine at the red light" feature; AI fails…
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Curt Ghormley
2
11:50
Alligator Attacks Explained At Last! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: European Union suddenly recognizes that wolves are dangerous; You can now offer court testimony, even after you're dead; Fake AI therapists offer…
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Curt Ghormley
12:33
Cyborg Cops on Patrol! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: California's high-speed rail is stuck in financial mud; Trucks without drivers share your road; Hikers stumble across gold.
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Curt Ghormley
2
9:33
Dim the Sun to Save the Earth! The Alligator News Roundup
Plus: T-Rex handbags are all the rage; AI wastes millions of dollars by being polite; Tariffs on "Ardent Spirits" saved Revolutionary America.
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Curt Ghormley
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13:08

April 2025

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